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The Goose That Manipulated the Golden Egg Futures Market
Once upon a time, there was a farmer that possessed a very special goose. The goose was special in that it laid a golden egg every day.
Jan 25, 2023 - 2:51:37 PM
Stakeouts, a Missing Scarf, and a Dying Dog: Inside the George Santos Media Circus
A Long Island Patch reporter is racking up scoops while congressional correspondents chase down the fabulist freshman rep, who may just be leaning into the press frenzy. Says one member of the scrum, “He’s an idiot, but he’s not an idiot.”
Jan 20, 2023 - 3:54:39 PM
Tipping Is Weird Now
Technology and the pandemic have transformed the meaning of gratuity.
Jan 9, 2023 - 11:44:32 AM
Donkey power the way to restore SA pride
In a rare moment of clarity of thought, the North West provincial government has finally adopted a policy that may just be the saving grace for South Africa. The recently celebrated SA donkey carts handed over to communities finally shows foresight and vision rarely found in ANC-run government departments.
Nov 22, 2022 - 12:40:23 PM
Benedict Arnold Wishes He Had Had Special Master
In a rare public statement, the late Benedict Arnold said that he would never have been remembered as the worst traitor in American history if he had had the benefit of a special master
Sep 14, 2022 - 11:30:40 AM